The Exception List: Jennifer Lawrence

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Do you guys have an Exception List? We do. But that’s another post for another day.

After watching the highlights of The Oscars (because who are we kidding, I had a 6 week old and a husband who was out of town… I wasn’t awake for the show) I’ve decided I need an Exception List for my best friends. Sorry guys. You should have seen this coming.

I love my friends. It takes a while to get into my inner circle, but once you’re there, it’s like kittens and rainbows every day. I have a handful of the best friends, ever. But here it is… I want Jennifer Lawrence.

She is freaking hilarious. She’s so down to earth. She’s real. She references the same 90’s movies I love. And I just want to be her best friend. (And so do a lot of other people, according to this.)

So just to warn you Best Friends. If we have plans to shake it up Ellen style, grab some sushi and a bacon cupcake, or paint each other’s toenails… and Jennifer calls to invite me to a game of Mall Madness or hair braiding sesh, I’m allowed to ditch you. 100% allowed to ditch you. And you’re not allowed to get mad or hold it against me. That’s the number one rule of the Exception List. You should feel lucky. You’ve just got to potentially share me with Jennifer. Jonathan’s got to share me with 5 guys. Don’t worry. You can pick some celebs out for your exception list too.

So who is it going to be?

xoxo, Mallory

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4 thoughts on “The Exception List: Jennifer Lawrence

  1. jonathanrecor

    “Jonathan’s got to share me with five guys…” Are talking about the burger joint bc this sounds really bazaar. Also Jennifer has made it to my exception list (she replaces salma hyack) so we call all hang out.

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  2. Amy

    Oh my god. I need an Exception List. How did I not know about this? It’s perfect. And you are totally allowed to ditch a “hang sesh” for Jennifer Lawrence. But I would just ask you to get me her autograph. Please. Because that girl is FAB-U-LOUS. Can we talk about how excited I am to watch the next Hunger Games? ‘Cause I am.

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