I have mentioned it once or twice – but we have hit an all time high. I want a hot dog. I can’t tell you how many websites I’ve been to, looking for that one to tell me “Eating hot dogs while pregnant is not only okay, but it’s SO GOOD FOR YOUR BABY.” Honestly, I can’t. I’m still holding out hope that at my first doctors appointment my doctor will give me the Hot Dog Green Light.
We have video telephones, jelly beans that perfectly taste like freshly mowed grass, and cloning, but we can’t make a hot dog that is safe for pregnant women?! I can’t be the only knocked up looney who needs a hot dog this badly.